Ready To Kill Everyone Around You? A Little Comedy And Music From Phil Johnson On Your iPod Can Keep You Out Of Jail...

And now you can get 8 (count 'em mofo!) EIGHT of my greatest hits for free!

Why wait for Saturday night at the comedy club when you can keep a dose of laughter on hand to defuse your day at all times? And with 8 tracks (collected from my first 5 albums) you'll be getting a guided tour through the comedy and music world of Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction.

Plus you’ll get periodic information (about once a month) about upcoming tour dates in your area, special contests, exclusive recordings and videos, and discounts on my latest releases.

Get These Tracks!
Afrodizzyac - Bad Porno Sex - Blue Collar Anthem - Geeks Don't Care
Get Any - LCW - Whale Blubber - What Santa Wants

Check out what others are saying!

Phil is not only sweet but damn, he can even make non-laughers laugh. Fantastic shows every time! - Diana, Anitoch, CA

Phil Johnson is SO funny!. Who would have thought a man who plays guitar could be that funny? - Josh, Idaho Falls, ID

Phil is likeable, witty, outspoken, and real. A true entertainer and professional. - Richard, San Jose, CA

Being human is a constant struggle between defining ourselves as individuals and trying to fit in with “the group”... Phil Johnson, who has appeared at the Sundance Film Festival and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, uses comedy and music to dissect that dilemma in both his own life and others.

Roadside Attraction comes from leader Phil Johnson's twin careers in music and comedy. "The idea here is songs and comedy material that are interesting and challenging, but also funny, and understandable by a casual listener," says Johnson. It's more eclectic than Stephen Lynch, funnier than Prince, and more palatable than Frank Zappa, though influences of all three abound.

So fill out that little form and load up your iPod with loads of comedy and music to laugh away the insanity.

"A benchmark of intelligent zaniness."
- The Milpitas Post

And, of course… I’ll never ever sell your
info to anyone. Friends don’t sell friends
out to the Viagra Cartel.