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Zing Zing
Setting the mood in a way most rock bands wouldn't...
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World of Make Believe
Who hasn’t sat back a day dreamed about getting away from it all. Leaving it all behind and kicking back on a warm beach with a cold drink on some far away island…only to be brutally ripped out of that day dream and reminded of the real world going on around you. Reality sucks.
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Asshole
Do you have that one person at work that you just can't stand? Just looking at them makes you want to rip their head off and force feed it to their grandmother? In this song we'll calmly discuss three of these people: The Brown Noser (aka Assistant Manager), The Office Gossip, and The Inept Moron. My biggest goal with this song is to see someone actually marching around their office singing this at the top of their lungs.
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Hey Little Goth Girl
Where I live, a lot of goth kids come from rich dotcom families. And, while they wear black and look depressed all the time, they also drive BMWs and listen to Nine Inch Nails on their zillion dollar stereo systems. Which begs the question. WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY SO DEPRESSED ABOUT? In looking for a protagonist for the song, I was trying to think of who would totally not understand the goth scene. That would have to be a Dixieland Jazz player, with his striped shirt, straw hat, and happy little songs. So he asks, and tries to identify with the poor girl at the same time by musically "speaking her language".
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Share My Pixie Dust
Sometimes you fall in love with someone you weren't expecting to.  Maybe you wanted "rich and stable" and got "musician" instead. Relationships like that take faith, trust... and a little pixie dust.
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Two Of Me
What happens when a guy with split personalities falls in love with a girl? Well, when one personality is a super nice guy and the other is a homicidal maniac, things can get pretty messy.
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Horizontal Tango
So many women have the fantasy of the exotic, tall, dark, Spanish lover. He's romantic, always out to satisfy your needs. Well, let's shatter that little image, shall we? Juan, or Domingo, or Zorro, or whatever the hell his name is, is a dysfunctional pervert like every other guy. He wants to cover you in whipped cream and get a BJ. And sometimes he might come too soon. But he'll do it all to a Disco beat, baby.
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LCW
Everyone knows that one girl. The heartbreaker. Behind her she leaves a trail of shattered hearts and bitter words. It's about time someone called her out for what she really is. Ladies, this can go for the guys too. But for obvious reasons, I sang about a girl.
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Hella Good Day
I was having a terrible day (read: week) and I got to thinking about what would make my perfect day.  And this song lays it out.  I don't expect you to relate to every lyric since it's personal to me.  But I hope it will make you think about what your perfect day would be like, and do your best to attain it.
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What Santa Wants
A tale of alcohol, drugs, firearms, prostitutes, and Santa Claus. Fun for the whole family. This song got us banned from performing at San Jose's Christmas in the Park ever again.
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Afrodizzyac
This is the true story (no, really!) of an international super-spy, Afrodizzyac (known for his fantabulous hair and love of the ladies), and his ongoing battle to thwart his arch nemesis Left Nut's plans to kidnap and make sweet sweet love to every woman in the world.  You won't be seeing this story on CNN. Too hush hush...
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Brown Ring Around The Collar
There's a terrible disease that afflicts most of our society.  It's gone unchecked for too many years and we've decided to shine the light on it in hopes of helping others.  That disease is called "Stupid".  And it's rampant.  We're not talking ignorance.  That can be fixed with education.  We're talking downright dumbasses who shouldn't be allowed to breed.
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Rumpalicious Booty Shaker
This song is about that night club that you always hear about, but no one you know has ever been too. A seedy place where the beats pump hard and the dance floor is full of sweaty, horny people. A place where the darkest corners hold the naughtiest vices of the flesh. And, at the door, is our protagonist inviting you in for the time of your life. Will you go?
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Whale Blubber
This song was inspired by a single line in the Jim Carrey film, Me, Myself and Irene in which the characters have a somewhat ridiculous, yet serious, conversation about commitment. The original version from "Ribbed For Your Pleasure" was set as an 80's power ballad. We decided to do something a lot different with it for this show.
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