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Asshole 2025
20 years ago I wrote a song called “Asshole” about annoying coworkers. Well now we’ve got bigger fish to fry.
It’s about exactly who you think it’s about.
Completely reimagined, funnier, angrier, and even more cathartic.
Tell the powers that shouldn’t be how you really feel!d
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ABOUT
Phil Johnson delivers a high-energy comedy experience that seamlessly blends stand-up and music. With a sharp eye for the absurd and a linguist’s love of wordplay, he tackles topics like tech, body image, race, and American weirdness – all delivered from the viewpoint of a guy who happily grew up in the deeply multi-everything community of the San Francisco Bay Area.
Phil’s material is smart, satirical, and unafraid to ask bigger questions while still chasing the laugh.
He’s been featured at the Sundance Film Festival, Edinburgh Fringe Festival, on Sirius/XM, Bob & Tom Radio, and Amazon Prime. Phil has released multiple comedy specials and albums that showcase his signature blend of tightly written jokes, catchy (and occasionally naughty) songs, and a performer’s instinct for balancing insight with irreverence.
Phil Johnson delivers a high-energy comedy experience that seamlessly blends stand-up and music. With a sharp eye for the absurd and a linguist’s love of wordplay, he tackles topics like tech, body image, race, and American weirdness – all delivered from the viewpoint of a guy who happily grew up in the deeply multi-everything community of the San Francisco Bay Area.
Phil’s material is smart, satirical, and unafraid to ask bigger questions while still chasing the laugh.
He’s been featured at the Sundance Film Festival, Edinburgh Fringe Festival, on Sirius/XM, Bob & Tom Radio, and Amazon Prime. Phil has released multiple comedy specials and albums that showcase his signature blend of tightly written jokes, catchy (and occasionally naughty) songs, and a performer’s instinct for balancing insight with irreverence.
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CONTACTS
Contact Phil
Phil@PhilJohnsonComedy.com
PO Box 360243
Milpitas, CA 95036
College Bookings
Wally’s World of Ent.
800-476-0442
info@houseofwally.com
www.houseofwally.com