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Designer Babies

The year is 2030. Technology has given us the ability to create designer babies in artificial wombs and they’ve become fashionable luxury items like handbags.

Out there in the world is a douchebag who wants a low maintenance (and very badly designed) baby to use as a “cute magnet” to hit on women.

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