You can have me do a private concert at your house for you and however many friends you’d like to invite! You’ll get to help me develop the set list too! Want some of the old bits or songs in there I don’t usually perform anymore? We can make that happen.
And for even more fun, I can cook dinner for you and your friends. I make a wicked Cajun Chicken and Shrimp Pasta – spiciness level from “warm embrace” to “nuclear warhead” – your call.
If your house doesn’t work for whatever reason, we can also do this in an apartment building common room, place of business, local bar you know well, etc. The location is less important than you and your friends having a great time.
My travel and accommodations are already priced in, so don’t worry about that.
You’ll also receive your name in the credits on the new special under “THIS FILM WAS MADE POSSIBLE WITH THE SUPPORT OF” and a DVD and digital copy of the new special as soon as it’s finished.