Sweat Pants



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The perils of club clothes and a more comfortable, but still sexy solution.  With a dose of satire of 80’s-style rock dude mansplaining.

You may have heard the short version of this on the Itty Bitty Ditty Committee album.  This is the full length, fully over the top, fully ridiculous version.

I was working on this one just when Eddie Van Halen passed away.  And since I already had a David Lee Roth type character in mind for the lead vocal I thought “What if I do the whole thing like a lost Van Halen track?”

You know what Van Halen never had?  A guest appearance by a formerly famous 70’s soul singer.  But this one does.  See if you can spot it.