A Dozen Doughnuts Curated By Phil




Comic opening for me one night: There were like a half dozen doughnut jokes in your act tonight.

Me: Yep, working on a baker’s dozen.

If you’ve talked to me for more than five minutes than you probably know how much I love doughnuts.  And I definitely have my favorites.

In fact, my year-end ritual, right after my last show of the year, is to go buy 3 or 4 Krispy Kremes and sit quietly in my car eating them and reflecting on the previous year.

So I’d like to curate a dozen doughnuts for you.  12 of my faves, delivered to your doorstep.

– My default is Krispy Kreme, so there needs to be one in your area.  They deliver, but they don’t ship.
– If there isn’t one in your area, I’ll dig up the best doughnut shop near you and work with them on a great dozen.  You may have to pick those up if it’s a place that doesn’t deliver.