Comic opening for me one night: There were like a half dozen doughnut jokes in your act tonight.
Me: Yep, working on a baker’s dozen.
If you’ve talked to me for more than five minutes than you probably know how much I love doughnuts. And I definitely have my favorites.
In fact, my year-end ritual, right after my last show of the year, is to go buy 3 or 4 Krispy Kremes and sit quietly in my car eating them and reflecting on the previous year.
So I’d like to curate a dozen doughnuts for you. 12 of my faves, delivered to your doorstep.
– My default is Krispy Kreme, so there needs to be one in your area. They deliver, but they don’t ship.
– If there isn’t one in your area, I’ll dig up the best doughnut shop near you and work with them on a great dozen. You may have to pick those up if it’s a place that doesn’t deliver.