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  Asshole 2025

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  Picnic in the Sun (Punching Nazis)

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  My Personal Hell

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  Designer Babies

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  Do You Believe In Tragic?

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  Kitties and Boobs

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  The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee

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  Burning Sensation - Stream/Download

  $5.00 – $9.00Price range: $5.00 through $9.00

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  What Color Is Your Laugh? - Stream/Download

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  Raising A Rockus - Stream/Download

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  A Nut Unbroken - Stream/Download

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  I Know I Shouldn't Say This, But... - Stream/Download

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  Ribbed For Your Pleasure - Stream/Download

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  A Fistful Of Spaghetti - Stream/Download

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  Be Yourself...Unless You're An Idiot - Stream/Download

  $5.00 – $9.00Price range: $5.00 through $9.00

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  Pretty From The Back - Stream/Download

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  • Burning Sensation – Disc

  • $10.00 – $20.00Price range: $10.00 through $20.00
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  • What Color Is Your Laugh? – DVD

  • $20.00
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  • Rock Formations

  • $5.00
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  • Raising A Rockus – DVD

  • $20.00
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  • Ribbed For Your Pleasure – CD

  • $10.00
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  • Be Yourself…Unless You’re An Idiot – Disc

  • $10.00 – $20.00Price range: $10.00 through $20.00
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  • Pretty From The Back – Disc

  • $10.00 – $20.00Price range: $10.00 through $20.00
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  • VIP Bundle

  • $123.00
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  • Starter Kit

  • $20.00
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  • Clothing

  • Phil Johnson Art Poster Unisex t-shirt

  • $25.00
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  • Hello Little Monkey Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

  • $20.00
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  • Binary Love T-shirt

  • $15.00
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  • “Be Yourself…Unless You’re An Idiot” T-shirt

  • $25.00
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Other Stuff

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  • Experiences

  • A Dozen Doughnuts Curated By Phil

  • $50.00
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  • Just A Donation

  • $5.00 – $3,000.00Price range: $5.00 through $3,000.00
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  • Phil Performs At Your House

  • $1,500.00 – $3,000.00Price range: $1,500.00 through $3,000.00
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  • Braid Phil’s Hair

  • $200.00
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